Was the Royal wedding part of a master plan to kill Bin Laden?

we know that his compound had no internet or live T.V.and that his courier had taken in a D.V.D. of the royal wedding only a few hours earlier...special forces reported that Osama and his bodyguards were glued to the screen watching the ceremony and were unaware that the special forces had crept up behind them...they also reported that Osama had a box of tissues in one hand and a little union jack flag in the other....doesn`t it make you proud to be British